where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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