i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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