I'm laying in your front yard are you home
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
