Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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