I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
