I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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