Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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