he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Randomize
