C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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