weddingsv make me drug and hornr
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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