I think I just saw someone hide a body.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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