I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Randomize
