haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
It's just like the Real World with babies
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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