Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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