My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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