So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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