its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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