yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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