im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
