I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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