He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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