Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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