im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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