haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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