Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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