Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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