This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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