im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
well most of my day revolves around power hour
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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