I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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