I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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