I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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