clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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