Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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