I need help removing her.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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