I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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