But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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