seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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