So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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