i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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