so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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