Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
In America we eat man semen.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Alive.
So much puke
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He literally asked permission to hit on me
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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