I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
