Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
And my parents said I crawled through the house
not ubering you a puppy
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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