Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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