Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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