She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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