my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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