i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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