I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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