i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
This is the high leading the old right now
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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